Celebrities are a weird bunch. They live a life many of us will never understand. Famous people are used to getting whatever they want whenever they want. Most of us can only dream of experiencing the lifestyle of the rich and famous. But all the time they spend being pampered and having their every whim catered for can make them a little kooky. 

It’s not unusual for a celebrity to make outlandish claims in interviews or funny celebrity quotes that have us everyday folk scratching our heads. While many funny quotes are just that, some are strange, non-sensical, and downright weird. To highlight just how funny famous people can be, we’ve gathered together some funny celebrity quotes for you to enjoy below.

90 Weird and Funny Celebrity Quotes 

Actors and Actresses

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At the top of the food chain when it comes to celebrities, actors and actresses always provide a few good laughs when it comes to funny quotes. As you will discover when reading below, famous people are far from normal. 

1. “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” – Brooke Shields

2. “I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.” – Charlie Sheen

3. “I think that the film (Clueless) was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” – Alicia Silverstone

4. “I’m thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, ‘Why stop at one?’ I don’t like being limited in that way. Therefore, I’m considering a platoon of monkeys. So that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around.” – Robert Downey Jr