13. Million Dollar Idea

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You always come up with good ideas when you are drunk, although this idea sounds very familiar. Grand Theft Auto with horses… Sounds like Red Dead Redemption. Maybe drunk texting doesn’t always pay off with new ideas, especially for this dude, who thinks his bank account is about to quadruple in size. 

14. Cheesy Chips Are Always Good

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This chain of funny texts between a drunk person and a member of BooHoo’s help team is wonderfully sincere. Why this person is texting customer service at 2 AM is anyone’s guess, but it is a great text exchange that makes you wish everyone was that nice when drunk. You just know Abul would make a fantastic friend in the real world too. 

15. Am I a Dragon?

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This drunk text exchange is hilarious. This person got stuck into the vodka (better than whiskey) and now thinks they are a dragon. Somebody has been watching too much Game of Thrones. 

16. Mom Loves a Drink

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Why does it always seem to be moms who drunk text? This lady can’t even remember sending her son a picture of herself she’s that out of it. She’s lucky she hasn’t sent out any other personal information that could be embarrassing for her. This is why you should stay away from your phone when on the booze. 

17. When Drinking Is a Mistake

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Getting drunk always seems fun at the time. It’s the hangover that reminds you that playing a drinking game or knocking back too many alcoholic beverages can have a negative impact. It can also lead to drunk texting, with the above texts showing the good and bad of boozing. 

18. We Need To Watch Titanic

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When you drunk text your family members in a group text telling them you need to organize a Titanic viewing party. Well, it’s better than a drunk dial or a phone call.