5. Tampon Ghosts

The Sun

I’m not sure tampons look like ghosts, but this text message begs to differ. While not actually sent during a big night, it does reveal what went on when one person had a little too much alcohol. 

6. Not the Right One

BuzzFeed

Sometimes it takes a big night of drinking to realize the true feelings you have for someone. Sharing that in a drunk text message isn’t advised unless it’s a bit funny like this one. 

7. When Mom’s All About the Money

@amdamnber/Twitter

This isn’t the response you would expect to get from a mom after she receives this type of text. Go mom!

8. Gurl, U Got Da Wrong Number

BoredPanda

Some of the best drunk texts come from people sending messages to the wrong number. Imagine getting a message like this. Chock full of typos and nearly unreadable. Do love the witty reply at the end though. 

9. Search Moana on PornHub

@toreeehhh/Twitter

Here’s hoping this drunk texter’s mom didn’t go through with the search. She might have been very surprised at what she found. 

10. I’m Batman! 

Reddit

This guy must have a very understanding girlfriend. There aren’t too many women that would put up with random texts like this in the middle of the night. It makes for a funny drunk text though. 

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11. Me 2 Mom

BoredPanda

Who else has a mom who gets on the wine and likes to start drunk texting? This conversation could have gone downhill fast, but thankfully the son or daughter didn’t get offended by the text. 

12. This Guy Needs Help

BoredPanda

There are so many questions concerning this text. Why was he in a wolf costume? What is the reason he’s eating chow mein alone? Why is he talking to himself? This drunk person sounds like someone who has a problem with alcohol, as the restaurant employee explains. Problematic drinking isn’t a laughing matter, but there’s a chance this fella just had a rather big night and isn’t like this all the time.