24 of the Worst Names of All Time
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9. Hitler Mussolini
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Anyone who would name their baby Hitler Mussolini didn’t want them to have a happy life. A parent thought it was a good idea to name their kid after Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini. It’s a terrible baby name for obvious reasons. There must be better options for baby names based on historical figures.
10. Moon Unit, Diva Muffin, Dweezil, and Ahmet Rodan
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Legendary musician Frank Zappa used his creative mind to give his kids unusual names, including Moon Unit, Diva Muffin, Dweezil, and Ahmet Rodan. Moon Unit’s actually lucky because the other option was Motorhead. Each kid’s name also has a meaning behind it. For instance, Moon’s middle name represents the family unit. Diva got her name because she was a grumpy baby. Initially, Frank nicknamed Yates’ pinky toe Dweezil before passing it to their son. Lastly, Ahmet Rodan’s name comes from the Japanese movie monster Rodan.
11. Dyl Pickle
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There are so many reasons why Dyl Pickle is a funny name. First, Mr. Pickle appears to be a fast-food restaurant manager at Burger King or Mcdonald’s. However, this unfortunate man also shares his name with the famous Rugrats character Dil Pickles. Unless Dil Pickles grew up to become manager Dyl Pickle?
12. Tu Morrow
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Actor Rob Morrow clearly knew what he was doing when he named his daughter Tu. The key to Tu Morrow’s great name is a sense of humor and tradition. Tu’s mother, Debbon Ayer, has a family tradition of incorporating humor into their names. The hilarious tradition results in some funny yet bad baby names.
13. Judge Janelle Lawless
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A judge must uphold the law and ensure order. There’s no place for the lawless in the legal system. Well, unless it’s Judge Janelle Lawless. Judge Lawless might have an unfortunate name, but she made it work. Despite appearing to be a fictional character, Judge Lawless is very real and served on the bench for decades before stepping down in 2020.
