How to Dress for a Zombie Apocalypse
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Light on Your Feet
Product information: Cardigan, Top, Scarf, Sandals, Shorts, Earrings, Bracelet, Bag
Choose something light, like this striped crop top, for your bottom layer to keep things cool. Because of the lack of department stores, matching won’t always be easy. That’s okay! Mixing prints creates a fun, bold look, and if you can’t be bold during a zombie apocalypse, when can you be? Choose wild patterned shorts to mix things up.
Scarves are a must because they’re such a versatile clothing item. They can be a fashion accessory, a wrap to warm you up, and even a tourniquet in case a member of your party gets injured.
Throw on some cute and comfortable sandals, but make sure they have a back strap. A zombie fight is no time for flip-flops. Heart earrings will keep your spirits high during the darkest days, and a compass bracelet is a must-have for any survivalist.
Staying Stealth
Product Information: Jacket, Bag, Socks, Boots, Dress
The extent of zombie vision isn’t known, so it’s smart to pick up something camouflaged. Stay hidden in the underbrush with this lightweight, effortlessly wearable green jacket and a neutral dress.
Boots are the best footwear for running from zombies, so pick up a sturdy pair. They’ll also be handy in messy terrain or on cold days.
Speaking of cold days, knee-high socks are a great choice for regulating temperature. They’re warm, easily removable, and don’t impede movement. They can even double as shinguards!
Keep your arms free for fighting with a small backpack. You’ll never lose your supplies since they’re always attached to you. It’s the perfect defense against would-be thieves and saboteurs.
Winter is Coming
Product information: Vest, Necklace, Jeans, Shirt, Boots