For most of us, work involves sitting behind some kind of desk. And whether you’re working from home in your boxer shorts, or clocking in to a cubicle, nothing kills productivity (or carefully sculpted glutes) quite like sitting for eight hours a day in a stale style rut. So banish those Sunday blues with the slickest stationary and the most pimped-out bits of office kit.
Bragi Dash Headphones
The office worker’s ultimate dream: invisible headphones that allow you to drown out your colleagues’ blathering, without them noticing. These nifty wireless numbers aren’t just good for listening to My Dad Wrote A Porno when you should be sorting spreadsheets. They’re also pretty smart, incorporating in-ear biometric sensors, live activity feedback and gesture controls. Although not the ones of your boss trying to get your attention. Available at Bragi, priced £257.
Kikkerland Concrete Desktop Planter
If Daniel Craig got it on with a cement mixer, this is what their babies would look like. Craggy, hard and damn stylish, it’s durable enough to survive a nuclear apocalypse while alluring enough to be nabbed by an light-fingered coworker. Regardless, it’s the only desktop planter-cum-pen shelf you’ll ever need. Available at Utility, priced £26.99.
Kvissle Cable Management Box
There’s more to Swedes than just meatballs and bad-boy footballers. In case you hadn’t noticed, they’re also pretty good at making nice furniture. Next time you head to Ikea to stock up on those little wooden pencils, why not swing past the accessories section and nab yourself the delightful Kvissle: a cable management system that not only manages to be useful, but also look rather natty on your desktop, too. Available at Ikea, priced £9.50.
Vintage Turquoise Maclamp
No, not a McLamp. There’s no beefy patties in sight. Rather, this is the iconic Maclamp, designed by the legendary Terence Conran for Habitat in the 1950s. With bona fide vintage status – and the rather more useful light-emitting powers – this’ll add some serious sizzle to a gloomy work area. Available at Lovely & Co, priced £200.
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