Unsurprisingly this one can hurt and there are side effects to be aware of, including blistering, discolouration of the skin, swelling, redness, and scarring. Speak to your friendly neighbourhood laser operator about all of this and avoid sunlight while your skin heals.

Home Waxing

If the idea of having a stranger inflict pain upon you doesn’t float your boat and you’d prefer to be in control yourself, there is a DIY alternative to traditional salon waxing that could be just what you’re looking for.

“Another option is to attempt home waxing,” says Darling. “This is much more cost effective and discrete, however may be more discomforting, as without specialist training it is more likely that the hair will break whilst waxing and you may even experience bruising.”

However, if you are determined to make a go of it yourself then you’ll want to grab a mate and find a natural wax that can be heated up before use. Make sure the temperature isn’t too hot and then get your assistant to apply it to the hairy areas, using the wooden stick provided to smooth it in the same direction as the growth.

Once you’re all lathered up, your helper can begin applying strips and ripping them off in the opposite direction to growth while you scream and writhe in agony.

Embracing The Fuzz

One final option to consider when it comes to getting to grips with a hairy back is simply to embrace it. Who knows – with a little work, perhaps you could be the man to give gorilla backs the good PR they need, thus creating a new paradigm of male beauty.

Seriously though, a bit of back hair is not the be all and end all. If it doesn’t worry you then save yourself the headache and leave it be.