Texting when drunk is never a good idea. Even when the intentions are positive, more often than not it ends in disaster. Alcohol gives us the confidence to say things we never would never normally say. The consequences of these drunk texts are often massive and can lead to all types of drama with your partner, friends, and family. 

While the outcome of drunken texts can be devastating, it can also be quite funny. The internet is full of hilarious examples of people shooting off drunk texts that are more on the funnier side of things than hurtful. Some result in witty or disappointing replies from the receiver.

Below are some of the best drunk texts we’ve found on the interwebs. We’ve tried to find texts that are both hysterical and respectful. None of these texts are mean or hurtful, which can often be the case when people drunk text. They are all good-natured jibes that will have you giggling along and making sure you never drunk text again. 

1. I Wasn’t That Drunk. I Drove Home

BoredPanda

How wasted was this dude? It’s one thing not to remember driving home, but another to think you dreamt about what actually happened.

2. Celebrating Grandma’s Birthday

@itscabbie/Twitter

This young woman celebrated her Grandma’s 88th birthday by sending her this drunken text. As you can see by the response, it probably wasn’t a good idea. Grandma was not impressed. 

3. When You Reply To Your Own Text

@losingseIf/Twitter

You have had to have had more than one drink for this to occur. It’s hard to fathom how drunk a person would have to be to reply to themselves, but as you can see, it actually happened. 

4. Not All Police Are Bad

@DeaditeQueen/Reddit

Imagine waking up to this message? This guy must regret having such a big night that he had to be taken home by the police. Plus, repeatedly telling them you are not a terrorist is a strange conversation topic.