Like it or not, text messaging is the most popular way that courting couples use to speak with one another.

While having a constant stream of communication has its perks (nothing like some midday flirting), there can also be unparalleled pressure to deliver romantic texts that sweep your special someone off their feet.

If you feel like your river of ideas has run dry, fear not. Just as you would seek help for any other skill that you are struggling with, there is no shame in turning to the internet for some inspiration.

Below is a list of various women-approved goodnight texts, arranged by category and mood. Feel free to use each example verbatim, or add a special twist to make them your own.

Funny Goodnight Texts for Her

There is no doubt about it — humor is one of the most attractive traits in a partner. For the majority of us who have a harder time expressing ourselves face to face, the written word can be a godsend.

Here are some funny prompts that you can cater as per your own personal sense of humor.

1. If you feel like you are ever alone, just know that I am always here to disturb you!

2. I hope you enjoy this night’s version of our planet’s semi-rotation

3. Goodnight, I will see you later provided I don’t die in my sleep

4. I’m going to voluntarily be subconscious for the next few hours, hallucinate vividly, and then completely forget about it. See you on the other side

5. Night night, don’t let the monsters under the bed bite! I mean…what?

6. Goodnight, do not give into the undeniable futility of the universe

7. Before you fall asleep, do not forget to say thank you for everything that you have right now. Specifically, for me. Goodnight!

8. I would say “good” night, but it’s actually a bad night when you are not laying here with me. Sleep well nonetheless.

9. Goodnight! Call me if you see any ghosts!