Sandals’ credibility died when German tourists co-opted them abroad. Like the cargo shorts Düsseldorf natives so often pair them with, sandals are a victim of their own design. Sturdy and breezy, they make perfect sense when strolling over sun-scorched pavements. And because fashion hates function, that utility means they’re also adept at killing looks. Or, at least, they were.

In one of the biggest menswear turnarounds since David Beckham, men’s sandals have become a bona fide trend. At Bottega Veneta, that bastion of Italian style, dual-strap sandals were even paired with chunky socks. Imagine.

As well as aesthetics, you need to consider comfort and convenience. The sandal’s open design allows air to circulate around your feet, but pick a chunky enough sole, and you’re sure-footed on-road or off.

Don’t mistake that as a tip-off to visit a mountaineering store, though. Where your dad favors sweat-inducing nylon and plastic, the front row’s version is all-natural. “Soft leathers are good because they’re breathable,” says Giles Farnham, head of the River Island Style Studio. “They tend to give a lot, so choose a snug pair.” But nothing so cozy your toes hang over the end.

That said, not all Jesus treads are heaven-sent. “Black or brown leather is preferable over bright colours,” adds celebrity stylist Alex Longmore. “Not only will they pare down on any potential statement, but they’re also better-suited to more conservative staples.” This means your look should be more cuffed trousers and chinos as opposed to Koh Phangan fluoros, with low-key cotton-linen suits and crisp tees taking center stage.

Most importantly, you should make sure your trotters are deserving of some new treads. “Go for a pedicure,” says Farnham. “It’s a moment of discomfort for feet that are actually worth seeing.” Once your feet are ready for public display, these are the best sandals to be seen in.