Knowing what to write when you first match with someone on Tinder can be tricky. Saying “Hi” or “How are you?” is boring and not going to elicit much of a response. You also don’t want to get too naughty, unless you think she is keen on that. While you can take something from their profile and start a conversation, one of the best ways to initiate contact is with a funny or witty opening line. Science supports the idea that women love a funny guy, so why not try some funny opening lines on your next match? 

There are hundreds of different ways you can go about this–from classic jokes to witty one-liners to hilarious ice breakers. Whatever your poison, we have scoured the internet and asked our friends and colleagues for their funniest opening lines. Hopefully some of these payoff for you. Good luck! 

The Top 101 Funny Tinder Opening Lines To Try This Year

1. Hi. I’m interviewing hot girls for a story I’m writing. So what’s your phone number and are you free on Friday night?
2. You must have been a Girl Scout because you’ve got my heart tied in knots.
3. Before we get chatting, I just want to let you know that I will never send you an unsolicited dick pic. Unsolicited duck pics on the other hand… (send duck pic).
4. What will we tell our grandchildren about how we met? 
5. You should probably tie your shoelaces or you might fall for me.
6. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. 
7. Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
8. I think we had a class together once. Was it chemistry?
9. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
10. Han doesn’t want to fly Solo tonight.
11. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
12. Aren’t you tired of constantly running through my dreams? 
13. I need my inhaler as you just took my breath away.
14. Did you just drop something? I hope it was your standards. 
15. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together. 
16. I’m using the last 2% of my battery to send you this message. If that’s not commitment I don’t know what is. 
17. Looking for someone who is vaxxed, waxxed, and ready to date.
18. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you–drinks this week?
19. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one. 
20. Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we unmatch and then match again?
21. Do you need me to call the fire department? I bet your phone is full of matches.
22. I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into lethal conversation…
23. That dog looks so cute, can you give them my number?
24. We can say we met on Spotify because you’re the hottest new single.
25. We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?
26. If you had to describe my profile in three words, what would you choose? And why would they be iconic, perfect, and flawless?
27. Why do bartenders use blenders? To break the ice.
28. My mom just asked me what WAP meant… any advice on how to navigate that conversation?
29. You’re so hot my zipper is falling for you. 
30. Big. Gigantic. Enormous. Huge… I never liked small talk.
31. Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?
32. Are you Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
33. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
34. You up for 2 minutes of mediocre fun followed by 30 minutes of crying?
35. I don’t like dried fruits, but I’d meet you for a date.
36. Was your mother a beaver? Because DAMN girl!
37. I’d love to grab margs sometime and taco ‘bout our feelings.
38. I’m trying to think of a Postmates pickup line, but I need some help with the delivery.
39. Are you a library book? Because I’d like to check you out.
40. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
41. My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
42. I know it’s cheesy, but matching with you is too Gouda to be true.
43. You sound busy…any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
44. Do you know CPR?  Because you took my breath away!
45. Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
46. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
47. I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
48. What was your last dream about and how did I look?
49. Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool?
50. Rose’s are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.
51. Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.
52. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
53. I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?
54. Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.
55. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
56. So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with anything.
57. Are you from space? Because you’re out of this world.
58. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
59. Do you ever wear fishnets? Because you’re a real catch.
60. Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?
61. Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.
62. I thought happiness started with an ‘H’ but I guess it actually starts with ‘U.’
63. Are you a parking ticket? Becasue you’ve got fine written all over you!
64. I think I saw you on Spotify. You were listed as the hottest single?
65. Are your parents’ bakers? They sure made a cutie pie.
66. If you were a chicken you would be impeccable.
67. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
68. Waffles or pancakes? I need to know what you prefer for breakfast.
69. If you were words on a page you’d be fine print.
70. Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ U.
71. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
72. I was feeling a little off today, but you have totally turned me on again. 
73. Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile.
74. I’d say god bless you but he already has.
75. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Let’s go on a date. So I can start falling for you.
76. Even in zero grazity I would still fall for you.
77. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
78. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
79. I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?
80. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
81. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
82. Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.
83. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
84. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
85. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
86. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
87. If you were a taser, you’d be set to stun.
88. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.
89. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
90. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
91. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
92. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
93. I must be in a museum becasue you truely are a work of art.
94. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
95. I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true. 
96. Are you accepting applications for your fan club? 
97. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
98. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
99. Ae you Italian? Beacsue I want a pizza you.
100. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
101. I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

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